Below, find literally every thought I had while watching the first episode of The Waterfront: A guy with a drinking problem, ...

A skunk at Kaka‘ako Waterfront Park was contained by Honolulu police and euthanized to maintain Hawaii's rabies-free status.

Carrie Bradshaw is riding ATVs. Christine Baranski is shaming sober people. Sharks are eating everyone. We are so back.