As car thieves go, perhaps this one isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. A 21-year-old man from Murray, Utah, stole a woman’s car while she was inside a store, only to abandon it some hours later with ...

A Florida man proved he wasn't lying to a Lake County sheriff's deputy this week by pooping and peeing in the back of the deputy's squad car. Okay, we're going to need to start from the beginning.