It sits in the office all smug, thinking it's ten men. Well it isn't. It's just a load of wires and mechanisms covered in plastic and if it tells us there's a paper jam one more time when there isn't ...

Remember how good the US comedy show Testees was? No you don't and that's the reason it was cancelled. Shame on you! In one episode the two lab rats are tasked with testing out a new vacuum cleaner.